Sorry to hear the March cruise has been scrapped
And on terra firma you’ll still be trapped!
So when March rolls around, as its name would entail,
You’ll be walking jauntily, not traveling by sail.
But take heart, dear friend, and consider it a blessing
Because after said cruise you would surely be stressing
Over the five pounds you’d gained just sailing around
Instead of the five you’ll march off on solid ground.
So…the five pounds not gained and the five you will lose
Will give you a ten pound lee-way for your very next cruise!
Photo Credit: “Missed Boat,” http://www.politicalfray.com